So how can the NFL tell you, “You suck” without actually holding a press conference to announce that you suck? I know! Take your team’s only scheduled primetime game and flex it into oblivion. That’s exactly what they did to our Colts this week.
I have to say, I agree with the NFL on this one. We don’t look like a very good football team. After traveling to Minnesota, and spending some fat cash to do so, to say I was disappointed with my team would be a huge understatement. I would have to agree with Anthony Richardson too. That game had to be Yawn-A-Palooza to watch on television. The Colts weren’t making me yawn during that game. In fact, quite the opposite. I’m pretty sure I scarred for life the poor innocent children who thought they had good seats to a football game, until they realized the lunatic at the end of the row was going to bust out a thesaurus of insanity and profanity that will surely haunt their dreams for several years to come. I was not a happy Colts camper.
I saw Gus Bradley on the field during the pregame warm-ups. I spoke with him and stated that we really needed the D to step up to the challenge tonight. Apparently, I overestimated my ability to communicate with another human being or I grossly overestimated Gus’s comprehension skills. That or maybe his hearing aid batteries were low. That would actually explain a lot.
The brilliant minds at West 56th Street declared loudly to the world, just after benching their future franchise quarterback, that Joe Flacco gave the Colts their best opportunity to win and he was our guy for the immediate future. Just after doing that, the Horseshoe turned in their absolute worst offensive performance of the season (thus far)! If that was our best opportunity to win, we are SOOOO boned kids! The Colts went 3-11 on 3rd down conversions. The Vikings also almost doubled us in yards and time of possession on Sunday night. I think the only game stat we dominated them in was penalties. Shane’s play calling was terrible. It’s well past time for him to delegate that duty to someone else. Hell, have a kid playing Madden on the sidelines to pick the damn plays. They couldn’t do any worse. The D looked okay in the first half. Kenny Moore came to play and was our only offensive highlight of the night. After a blizzard of three and outs by the offense, the defense was just gassed and couldn’t keep up with the Vikings anymore. Don’t even get me started on Matt Gay. That dude has long overstayed his welcome in Indy. I wish I had all the answers my friends, but I don’t. The best part of that game was the fact that it got me out of Indianapolis for the weekend and away from all of the Taylor Swift insanity bullshit. Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope!
That is the Forged Truth from the Meanie!
@BluemeanieColts
